We would love to review your book for you. Send us a blurb and we’ll take a gander. A few notes:

At this time, we are not accepting non-fiction. We do not review unpublished work, short stories, anthologies, or novellas. We will consider books that are over 200 pages. We reserve the right to turn down any book, for any reason.

We do not promise a positive review. What we do promise is honesty. This is for your benefit as well as your readers. Once a review is posted, we will not take it down just because you don’t like it. We promise not to read any reviews on Amazon or Goodreads beforehand. We like to go in with open minds. We also promise to post the review in Amazon and Goodreads, as well as here. If we are unable to finish a book, we will not post a review. That’s only fair.

Give us fair warning for the following:

  • Pedophilia
  • Graphic rape scenes
  • Homosexuality (Whether bi, M/M, or F/F)
  • Beastiality (Yep, we love dogs and horses, etc and don’t want to read about them being used as sex slaves)
  • Ménage a trios (Again, let us know the players) This does not mean we will turn down your book, but we need to know before we delve in.

Send us an email with your blurb. Feel free to add a small (we mean small) excerpt. We’ll get back to you as soon as we can.

We will no longer accept ARC books. Amazon removes reviews for them. Once your book has been published we will be more than willing to accept it and give it an honest review.


If there’s a book you’re dying to read, but are just not sure you want to spend the time and money, go ahead and send us an email. We have a long list and there’s a possibility that your book is on it already. Let us know, and we’ll bump it up in line.